Havent you got a patent yet?

That's supposed to be motivating, esp. when you are in R&D (Reading and Documentation). However, all one needs to do is have a look at some of the crazy patents out there. Check out this link. It lists some the craziest patents out there.

1. A method of exercising a cat (Garfield's nightmare)
   
2. Inclining coffin! (And he rises from the dead :-)
   
3. Pillow with retractable umbrella (hmmm must be useful for sleeping outside during the monsoons)

But the best of the lot has to be "Beerbrella". Yup... It keeps the sun of your beer! How cool is that?

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